Thursday, February 26, 2009

Ancient Crux "In Teen Dreams" | MP3

There is this old wives tale about how when you go to bed thinking about sex you will have a jizz party in your sheets. I am here to tell you I don't think this song is about that even though the title implies that it is. I am ALSO going to tell you that the wives tale is totally not true. If you go to bed thinking about sex you will masturbate before you even fall asleep, you only have wet dreams if you DON'T go to bed thinking about sex. They key is to get it out of your system in a controlled environment like your sock or a box of tissues, you don't want to wake up in a pool of your own spunk. What would Jesus think? Oh and Ancient Crux are awesome! Please listen to the song below and check them out on their myspace page.

In Teen Dreams