Salem "Better Off Alone" Seizure Warning

I am not 100% sure but I THINK I just had a seizure watching this. Is there a test you can take that will tell you if you have in fact had a seizure? The only thing I can think of is to check whether or not you have a wallet stuffed into your mouth or not... or something like that. All I know is that if I DID have one, I am suing the shit out of Salem! Who make this kind of video without one of those seizure warnings at the beginning? I swear to god their rape van/dungeon will be mine one way or another!