Another Year, Another Coachella

I can't exactly explain why I just no longer have ANY desire at all to go to Coachella, but it might have something to do with the fact that Social Distortion is on the second row, sandwiched between Vampire Weekend and Wu-Tang. I would probably go if I was being paid to go, and I was staying in one of those swag swank ass bungalows, but the thought of paying actual monies and staying in a tent for three days, with even the slightest of chances of accidentally hearing Social Distortion makes me want to go to, I don't know... Country Thunder.

So what I am going to do instead is listen to all of bands I actually like in the comfort of my Herman Miller Aeron chair, all whilst avoiding human contact.