Five O'Clock Heroes, Dumb Name, Good Band

Five O'Clock Heroes are my kind of band. Just some cool bros with cool haircuts and a couple of beards. All just hanging out in a bar providing the soundtrack to an apparent threesome/rape fantasy involving the Latin Mark Wahlberg and two Am Appy models. But like any good fantasy, Latin Mark Wahlberg ends up back in his much more terrible real life, apparently as a jizz mopper.