Major Lazer "Jet Blue Jet" (feat. Leftside, GTA, Razz & Biggy)

Half naked girls? Check
Smokin blunts? Check
Half naked girls smokin blunts? Check
Have a Monday folks.

Major Lazer "Scare Me" feat. Peaches & Timberlee

It's never too late in the day to post a live action Major Lazer video. Especially one as star studded (?) as this one. Terry Cruz Crews is the ballz balls.

Major Lazer "Bubble Butt" Dir. By Eric Wareheim

You obviously have nothing better to watch today because this is the best! I don't know if I am ready for this "Post Memorial Day" world that we now live in. I am glad Eric Wareheim is here to usher us through these trying times.

Major Lazer "Jah No Partial" ft. Flux Pavilion

Not that anybody should care or be interested in anything right now in light of yet another mass shooting. But maybe this will remind you that there is more good in the world than bad.

Major Lazer "Get Free" feat Amber from Dirty Projectors

Trust me... I find this just as weird as you do, and yet I am mesmerized by the whole thing.

This is a picture of her from really close if you want to know what she looks like from two feet away while you are listening to this song.

Video: Major Lazer "Keep It Going Louder" directed by Eric Wareheim

I would want to step into the mind of Eric Wareheim just to see what the fuck is going on in there but I am afraid I would like it to much and never want to leave. But really what the fuck IS going on in there? I try to keep up to date on all of my Tim and Eric news but Eric directed a video for THE Depeche Modem, that came out a couple of months ago, check it out after the break.

Video: Major Lazer "Pon De Floor" directed by Eric Wareheim

What is better than a Major Lazer video? A Major Lazer video made my Eric Wareheim of Tim and Eric fame. I am pretty excited about the new season of Tim and Eric's Awesome Show and this is only making the pins and needles I am sitting on even MORE sharp.

Major Lazer iPhone App

Happy iPhone software 3.0 day everybody with an iPhone and so sorry to the folks without. To go along with your landscape email writing you can download the Major Lazer by clicking HERE
There is also a free "discovery" track you can download for free there also for free. This app will let you remix some songs, send ninja zombies to your neighbors loud parties, hold your hand when you cross the street and seduce old lady's all for only $5! What a bargain!